meatbicyclevevo:

that’s what little girls are made of
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jolly-plaguefather:

cousinborris:

This is a brilliant idea

… THIS IS THE BEST THING. I NEED THIS DONE NOW! ALRIGHT, PUBLISHERS, COME TAKE ALL MY BOOKS AWAY AND FIX THEM! MAKE THEM SO I CAN DO THAT!
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intensional: i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word (via zackisontumblr)

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

(via zackisontumblr)

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NO HUMAN
DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE
RAWWWWWRRRRRRRR
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tommarvalo: marvel’s got movies planned out for the next fourteen years god damn i don’t even know what i’m going to be doing in an hour… (Source: tommarvalo, via gnarly)

tommarvalo:

marvel’s got movies planned out for the next fourteen years god damn i don’t even know what i’m going to be doing in an hour…

(Source: tommarvalo, via gnarly)

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instagrarn: when you flawlessly rap that verse (Source: instagrarn, via onlybroughtthree)

instagrarn:

when you flawlessly rap that verse

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(Source: instagrarn, via onlybroughtthree)

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dyannehs: dyannehs: HOLY SHIT.  MY NEIGHBOUR IS SCREAMING AT HER BOYFRIEND.  Yeah, the two that keep me up at odd hours of the night. AND I’M ONLY PICKING UP BITS AND PIECES BECAUSE HE’S NOT SHOUTING BUT I’M FAIRLY POSITIVE HE JUST TOLD HER HE’S GAY AND THAT HE’S BEEN CHEATING ON HER WITH HIS BOYFRIEND. UPDATE.  UPDATE.  HE’S CHEATING ON HER WITH HER BROTHER. SON OF A BITCH IT’S LIKE A BAD SOAP OPERA EPISODE. (via matthewthebryan)

dyannehs:

dyannehs:

HOLY SHIT.  MY NEIGHBOUR IS SCREAMING AT HER BOYFRIEND.  Yeah, the two that keep me up at odd hours of the night. AND I’M ONLY PICKING UP BITS AND PIECES BECAUSE HE’S NOT SHOUTING BUT I’M FAIRLY POSITIVE HE JUST TOLD HER HE’S GAY AND THAT HE’S BEEN CHEATING ON HER WITH HIS BOYFRIEND.

UPDATE.  UPDATE.  HE’S CHEATING ON HER WITH HER BROTHER.

SON OF A BITCH IT’S LIKE A BAD SOAP OPERA EPISODE.

(via matthewthebryan)

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