hate: im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises (via colourme-pretty)

hate:

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

(via colourme-pretty)

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Joke of the day. wanderoar: roseonabeach: frostedsammy: An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?” “Yes.” “Oui.” “Sí.” “Ja.” what Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this stupidest/most awesome joke ever (Source: flyingscotsman, via colourme-pretty)

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via colourme-pretty)

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“I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.”
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Me: am I mean? Friend: yes Me: who even asked for your ugly opinion? Who even invited you here anyway?
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ultrafacts:

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And No, the owls are not harmed during this process.
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thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 
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